Burt Prelutsky
Burt Prelutsky

Burt Prelutsky, who lives in the San Fernando Valley with his wife Yvonne and dog Angel, has a long and distinguished writing career that includes newspapers, magazines, and TV. He is also the author of “Conservatives Are From Mars, Liberals Are From San Francisco,” “Liberals: America’s Termites” and, recently, “Barack Obama, You’re Fired!” and a collection of interviews, “67 Conservatives You Should Meet Before You Die,” which includes the likes of Paul Ryan, Newt Gingrich, Gary Sinise, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, Michael Medved, Joseph Wambaugh, John Bolton, Lee Greenwood, Charles Krauthammer, Phyllis Shlafly, David Limbaugh, Bernard Goldberg, and the three Pats: Boone, Sajak, and Robertson.

Stories by Burt Prelutsky

By Burt Prelutsky | July 31, 2015 | 0 Comments
obama barack president

Barack Obama has declared that the best way to defeat ISIS is not with guns, but by coming up with better ideas. I beg to differ. If you’re ISIS and looking to terrify your enemies and trying to convert sadists to your mission, you’d be hard-pressed to come up with a better idea than beheading, […]

By Burt Prelutsky | July 27, 2015 | 1 Comment
Donald Trump

I know that there is no way I can ever really catch up with the news, but I’m addicted to trying. The problem is that even in the time it will take me to complete this article, eight or nine more things are going to be said or will take place that will make this […]

By Burt Prelutsky | July 26, 2015 | 0 Comments
unfortunate bad news mess

Although it doesn’t appear in any English translation of Genesis, “a mess of pottage” has come to mean something precious, such as Esau’s birthright, which he surrendered to his twin brother, Jacob, in exchange for something essentially worthless, “pottage” referring to a thin gruel. That is the bargain that the liberals have made, trading away […]

By Burt Prelutsky | July 26, 2015 | 1 Comment
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It’s not as bad being a Jewish conservative as, I would assume, it is to be a black one. Mainly that’s because there are about 30% of Jews who will vote for a Republican, but a mere five percent of blacks who will dare risk antagonizing their friends and relatives. Also, when a Jew votes […]

By Burt Prelutsky | July 24, 2015 | 0 Comments
truth newspaper

For some of us, the 4th of July has become a melancholy holiday, inevitably reminding us of what we once were and what we have become. Ours is undeniably a trashy society. Our entertainment has grown increasingly obscene and pornographic; our media has become corrupt; education has morphed into state-sponsored propaganda; and our federal institutions, […]

By Burt Prelutsky | July 22, 2015 | 0 Comments
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I was hoping that Hillary Clinton would see the political advantage in nixing the deal with Iran and putting some daylight between herself and Obama. Now we just have to hope that Senate Democrats, particularly those who will be up for renewal in 2016, will remind themselves that the lame duck in the Oval Office […]

By Burt Prelutsky | July 21, 2015 | 0 Comments
donald trump

It seems to me that when crazy white people like Adam Lanza and James Holmes occasionally shoot a bunch of other white people, liberals will inevitably insist that stricter gun laws need to be enacted. But when 10 or 15 black people are shot by other black people on a typical weekend in Chicago, the […]

By Burt Prelutsky | July 18, 2015 | 0 Comments
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Karl Marx was convinced that religion was the opiate of the masses. That, no doubt, was the reason he decided to make a religion of his screwy economic theory. Surely it must have occurred to him that if people were willing to accept improbable miracles on faith, they might also be convinced that economic policies […]

By Burt Prelutsky | July 12, 2015 | 0 Comments
brain thoughts mind opinion idea

In a way, I envy those pundits who write once a week about a single issue and are satisfied with themselves. I write three or four times a week, cover multiple topics every time out, and I still feel I’m falling behind. For instance, I don’t feel strongly one way or another about the Confederate […]

By Burt Prelutsky | July 9, 2015 | 0 Comments

We can’t entirely blame the Democrats for the recent cockeyed decisions by the Supreme Court. After all, Anthony Kennedy was appointed by Ronald Reagan and John Roberts was handpicked by George W. Bush. What’s more, Reagan also appointed former justice Sandra Day O’Connor. It’s only fair to point out that the former also named Antonin […]