“Even after he’s dead” (quick joke)
This humorous quip is going around Facebook:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
2012 Updated Revision:
Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes, free internet, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free medicine, and he will vote Democrat the rest of his life . . . even after he’s dead.